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ROOMIE IS JUST AMAZING

ROOMIE IS JUST AMAZING

6 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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oarsis:


The new super smash bros looks amazing

oarsis:

The new super smash bros looks amazing

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 | J | 63,894 notes

i-am-in-your-fandom:

jillipepper:

tastefullyoffensive:

How To Draw a Sheep

This.

Thanks. This is very helpful

Printing this and giving it to my art teacher

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 | J | 335,862 notes

OH MY FUCKING - ILUDASHFALIRFGUH

WHEN I SAY SOMETHING HILARIOUS AND THEY REPLY BACK WITH

Lol.”

GO FUCK YOURSELF 

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

So My Friend Made a Fan Fiction…

This is not intended for a younger audience, I fucking am fucking serious. dont read this unless you’re 500 years or older

David reached up and slowely caressed Alex’s face. Meow, he groaned, as Wendy came on him
and ran her fingers along his shoulder. “Shhhhhhh, little kitty”, David whispered. Don’t let
the boogeyman get your pantsu tonight. “What?” she exclaimed. “I’m a kitty and therefore don’t
wear pantsu. I cover myself in the bloody remains of my conquered enemies.”
Then alex fell dead at david’s feet, defeated by the sheer presence of David’s gargantuan
mammeries as they lactated all over his bear exposed face. Wendy suddenly transformed into
an old man and shoved a wine cork in david’s anus, screaming “YOU SHALL NOT GAS!” David
exploded from inability to pass the powerful gas of power from his ever-evolving rectum. Wendy
skinned david and alex for use as a new pair of pantsu.

THE END OF THE FIRST PARAGRAPH

David woke up in cold sweat, panting heavily. What a nightmare, he thought as he surveyed his
surroundings. Lying beside him was Alex, huddled up and unconcious. Lying on top of him was Wendy.
David looked at the desk beside his bed and picked up a spoon, which he proceeded to scoop up some
ice cream with and rubed it all over his nipples. Pressing his chest to Alex’s face, causing Alex
to un-slumber. “WHat are you doing?” He exclaimed in surprise. David pressed his nipple into
Alex’s mouth and whispered “Shhhhh ,shhh shhhhhhhhhh, have some fucking ice cream”. Alex then
realized it wasn’t actually ice cream, but mayo. He greddily sucked the cream off as David moaned
in ecstasy. Wendy slowly opened her eyes as Davids moans filled the room. She reached over and
tapped David on the shoulder as she succulently placed her mouth over his ear and spoke “Why’d
you start without me?” before shoving her entire arm into Alex’s butthole. Alex ejaculating upward
onto his own chest. Grabbing David, he looked him in the eye and said “I am the one who spocks,”
as he lifted his hand in the Vulcan sign of peace. Suddenly, a second wendy slid out of David’s anus
in a heap not unlike a newborn Uruk-hai in LotR. She scratch the film of birth away from her mouth and
whispered, “Daaaaavvvvviiiiddd….yyyooouuu’rreee ssttiiillll sslllleeeppiinnggg….”
Suddeny david awoke to find himself inhabiting not the fleshy, soft body he once had, but a ravaged,
rotting corpse of a body in a forest of death as it was being ravaged by massive wolves. But these weren’t
just any wolves — they were the representations of wendy’s and alex’s sexual desire for him! That’s right,
we’re getting all necro up in here!

NECRO-BEASTALITY-GURO SCENE CENSORED FOR YOUR LEISURE

Lying covered in the jizz of a thousand sexual-desirey wolve demon zombie cats, David reflected on his
existence as he slowly passed into the void.
"It was a good life," he thought. "I finally accomplished my dream of dying by being mauled by the
manifestation of my loved ones’ sexual desires for me in the forms of horrible beasts.”

THE END WHAT THE FUCK

1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 | J | 1 note
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Song: Never Gonna Give You Up
Artist: Rick Astley
Played: 792,334 times.

frozen-in-childhood:

fractalsofelsanna:

swtorlife:

gog-dammit:

terezioauditore:

Alright everyone, I know we’ve all been expecting it today, so I’m just going to go ahead and post it. No questions asked. Here’s the song of the day.

are you fucking serious 

what the fuck is this

oh my god

jfc tumblr

Just because this is tumblr I expected something like this

1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 | J | 131,349 notes
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admhawthorne:

onceuponawickedphan:

It got better.

Yes, it really did.

That was fucking awesome.

2 weeks ago on April 5th, 2014 | J | 81,056 notes

Why is Breaking Bad my favourite television show? Character change.

"Chemistry is, well technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change."

-Breaking Bad

2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 1 note

afloweroutofstone:

BBC Article

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1 month ago on March 21st, 2014 | J | 21,106 notes

STFU

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I asked someone to please not use the word “rape” in a casual or joking context or when talking about beating someone at a game and then they replied with “So does that mean I can’t say the word “car” because people have been injured or died in car accidents?”

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Well he does make a point tho.

1 month ago on March 19th, 2014 | J | 1,131 notes
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This song fits perfectly.

1 month ago on March 19th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
WHAT LOOOL

WHAT LOOOL

1 month ago on March 19th, 2014 | J | 158,816 notes
Wow

Wow

1 month ago on March 19th, 2014 | J | 231,901 notes

:D

1 month ago on March 19th, 2014 | J | 178,015 notes
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