IRS THE ANIMUS FROM ASSASSIN’S CREED OMFG
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOGUM I DID THIS LIKE SERIOSLY LAST WEEK SOMETHING BASIC AND IT HAPPENED???
The new super smash bros looks amazing
How To Draw a Sheep
Thanks. This is very helpful
Printing this and giving it to my art teacher
WHEN I SAY SOMETHING HILARIOUS AND THEY REPLY BACK WITH
GO FUCK YOURSELF
This is not intended for a younger audience, I fucking am fucking serious. dont read this unless you’re 500 years or older
David reached up and slowely caressed Alex’s face. Meow, he groaned, as Wendy came on him
and ran her fingers along his shoulder. “Shhhhhhh, little kitty”, David whispered. Don’t let
the boogeyman get your pantsu tonight. “What?” she exclaimed. “I’m a kitty and therefore don’t
wear pantsu. I cover myself in the bloody remains of my conquered enemies.”
Then alex fell dead at david’s feet, defeated by the sheer presence of David’s gargantuan
mammeries as they lactated all over his bear exposed face. Wendy suddenly transformed into
an old man and shoved a wine cork in david’s anus, screaming “YOU SHALL NOT GAS!” David
exploded from inability to pass the powerful gas of power from his ever-evolving rectum. Wendy
skinned david and alex for use as a new pair of pantsu.
THE END OF THE FIRST PARAGRAPH
David woke up in cold sweat, panting heavily. What a nightmare, he thought as he surveyed his
surroundings. Lying beside him was Alex, huddled up and unconcious. Lying on top of him was Wendy.
David looked at the desk beside his bed and picked up a spoon, which he proceeded to scoop up some
ice cream with and rubed it all over his nipples. Pressing his chest to Alex’s face, causing Alex
to un-slumber. “WHat are you doing?” He exclaimed in surprise. David pressed his nipple into
Alex’s mouth and whispered “Shhhhh ,shhh shhhhhhhhhh, have some fucking ice cream”. Alex then
realized it wasn’t actually ice cream, but mayo. He greddily sucked the cream off as David moaned
in ecstasy. Wendy slowly opened her eyes as Davids moans filled the room. She reached over and
tapped David on the shoulder as she succulently placed her mouth over his ear and spoke “Why’d
you start without me?” before shoving her entire arm into Alex’s butthole. Alex ejaculating upward
onto his own chest. Grabbing David, he looked him in the eye and said “I am the one who spocks,”
as he lifted his hand in the Vulcan sign of peace. Suddenly, a second wendy slid out of David’s anus
in a heap not unlike a newborn Uruk-hai in LotR. She scratch the film of birth away from her mouth and
whispered, “Daaaaavvvvviiiiddd….yyyooouuu’rreee ssttiiillll sslllleeeppiinnggg….”
Suddeny david awoke to find himself inhabiting not the fleshy, soft body he once had, but a ravaged,
rotting corpse of a body in a forest of death as it was being ravaged by massive wolves. But these weren’t
just any wolves — they were the representations of wendy’s and alex’s sexual desire for him! That’s right,
we’re getting all necro up in here!
NECRO-BEASTALITY-GURO SCENE CENSORED FOR YOUR LEISURE
Lying covered in the jizz of a thousand sexual-desirey wolve demon zombie cats, David reflected on his
existence as he slowly passed into the void.
"It was a good life," he thought. "I finally accomplished my dream of dying by being mauled by the
manifestation of my loved ones’ sexual desires for me in the forms of horrible beasts.”
THE END WHAT THE FUCK
|Song: Never Gonna Give You Up|
|Artist: Rick Astley|
|Played: 796,970 times.|
Alright everyone, I know we’ve all been expecting it today, so I’m just going to go ahead and post it. No questions asked. Here’s the song of the day.
are you fucking seriouswhat the fuck is this
oh my god
Just because this is tumblr I expected something like this
It got better.
Yes, it really did.
That was fucking awesome.
"Chemistry is, well technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change."
I asked someone to please not use the word “rape” in a casual or joking context or when talking about beating someone at a game and then they replied with “So does that mean I can’t say the word “car” because people have been injured or died in car accidents?”
Well he does make a point tho.
This song fits perfectly.